If you need me, here's what I can do so far....

~do a basic assessment and general survey
~ambulate you, transfer you to/from a stretcher and put you in a wheelchair
~take your blood pressure and check your other vital signs
~change your sterile dressings on your wounds and irrigate them too
~remove your sutures and staples
~put in a Foley catheter if you need to pee
~drop in an NG tube if your tummy is in need of being drained
~administer your tube feedings
~give you an enema