Not Me Monday

Not Me Monday is a regular feature of a certain MckMama's blog that I read. Head on over to My Charming Kids and check it out!

~I definitely did not go get my hair completely chopped off this past week because I was tired of bad hair days...that would be totally hormonal and silly.

~I most certainly did not let my almost 3 year old daughter eat homemade devil's food cake with chocolate icing Sunday night right before bed time even though she did not eat 1 speck of her dinner.

~I did not totally bust my hiney coming down the stairs Sunday morning and my husband certainly did not make fun of me for it because that would be really mean of him.

And to get back at him, I definitely did not sneak up behind him while he was cooking breakfast and pull down his shorts...nope, that wasn't me!

~I totally did not do all of the dinner dishes last night by hand because I was too lazy to unload the dishwasher--how ridiculous would that be?!

~I definitely did not get totally offended this weekend when a group of women were discussing a baby shower and Superbowl party right in front of me when they all knew I had clearly not been invited to it.

It totally did not flash me back to my childhood when my mom taught me that it was not nice to discuss parties in front of people who you didn't invite, and I most assuredly did not come home blubbering to my husband about it almost in tears because my feelings were so hurt. Oh, and I'm definitely not blogging about it here for all the world to see! How immature and overly sensitive would that make me?!