1. I did not try 3 times last night in 10 minutes to capture my 2 1/2 year old's tantrums on video so I would have proof for our neighbors that she is not screaming bloody murder because we are torturing her.
2. I did not sit in front of my computer last night crying for an hour as I read this blog while my husband repeatedly asked "What's wrong?", "What are you reading that's making you cry?", etc etc.
3. I did not whip up a bowl of fake cookie dough and eat it while I sent my child to clean up her toys last night because I was having a MAJOR sugar craving.
4. My child did not have 2 tantrums this morning before we even made it out of the house because she didn't like what she was wearing and she wanted to exit the house via the front door rather than the garage door.
5. I did not skip breakfast this morning so that I can conserve my calories for dinner tonight because my husband is such a great cook.
6. I did not have a dream last night that my child wasnt' smart enough to take her first test in kindergarten and I did not wake up panicked that she isn't learning enough in preschool.
Swing by this blog to check out where Not Me Monday got its start.
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